You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
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One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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