What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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