That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
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Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
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You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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