were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
