Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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