I have demons in me.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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