Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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