what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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