why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
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Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
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Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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