I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
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Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
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I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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