2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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