if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
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glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
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Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Do plants get herpes?
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