whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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