Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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