I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
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