please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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