I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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