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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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