I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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