i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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