I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
either way he was missing a nipple.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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