dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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