Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
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He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
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Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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