I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
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dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
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Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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