So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
