I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Randomize
