i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize