So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
She announced her abortion via fbk
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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