I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Randomize
