you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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