And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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