hotel room ftw
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
false alarm, still single
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