distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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