Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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