This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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