Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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