There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
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You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
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I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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