I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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