A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Drake has all the answers
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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