I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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