i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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