her vagine was all disorganized.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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