She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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