i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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