Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
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She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
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Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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