He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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