I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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