But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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