Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
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2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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