Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
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He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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