; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
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He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
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I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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