ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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