We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
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This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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