I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
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he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
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She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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