That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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