Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
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She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
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So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize