I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
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I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
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Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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