is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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