i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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